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Look at the selfie queen over there ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
*screaming* Happy Birthday to my libra baby! My ride or die Shawty. Jordan year baby, live it up like I know you will. Know that I love you to infinity and beyond, to the moon and back, and I got chu baby! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ˜˜ @librababyy101791
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unorthodoxbeaut:

Adorable swerve on the vibe killer

(Source: shardwick)

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  • White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
  • My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
  • White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
  • My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
  • White Co-Worker: Just English
  • My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
  • White Co-Worker: Moo?
  • My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
  • White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*
neversaygoodbi:

ethiopiankardashian:

she twerkin it while drivin doe

The ginger is eyeing dat ass
helvetica-sans:

xtremecaffeine:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker